Check out the package on "Team Andrew," that is one nice set of balls and thunders to go with 'em.
Sent in by Intern #6
Lucky you "Team Andrew!" Intern #6 is new to USAgoneDirty.com and looks like she has a thing for fat dudes. If we come out to Texas Tech for a launch party I'll try and bring her so you can finally lose your virginity, but don't know if it's gonna happen cause I think the airline might make me buy two seats for her big ass. Keep you updated big guy!
-Lance Lohan
p.s. Interested in working with USAgoneDirty.com? Check out the link on the right if interested...it's fun, easy money!
"The Ginger Gene is a Curse"
I thought this video was appropriate since the last two pictures featured on UCSB feature "ginger kids."
You aren't their type ginger kid...go talk to saggels behind you.
"Bud Light Ad"
Nothing like a great tasting Bud Light while taking a poop. If you to want a smooth flowing, no push, poop experience...drink Bud Light.
Look at your date...just end it.
-Sent in by DTD
Nothing like a bunch of pregnant Tennessee chicks drinking beer...I'm sure they'll turn out just like you.
Sent in by Knoxy
Uh oh, looks like bulldog is giving birth to some puppies...that or she's prairie doggin'...HOLD IT IN!!!
Is that thing on the right giving birth to the rexic chick?
Hold on little fellas...one more burrito and those pink panties are gonna pop like a rubber band.
-Lance Lohan
SMU must be lowering their standards. This school used to be full of cute little mustangs and now we got clydesdales wanting to show us their cheese factory.
Sent in by Twist
Boobs are made of fat. Be more appropriate and grab her belly if you like the way it feels.
Why would you want your boobs to smell like permanent marker? Just sayin'...
-Lance Lohan
